THE GIRL CODE

The author of this post is @homeschooldnerd, with support from a lot of other females.

It is amazing that very few girls know of the existence of these ‘codes’. For years we have heard of the existence of the ‘BRO CODE’ and we’ve always wanted to know the female version. Well these are the Girl Codes, compiled and written by me, but the knowledge was actually passed down by the Female Muses who hold the secrets to Girlville.

Let me digress, “Otondo!, you think I don’t know you’re reading this? Yes You, Mr Man go and read your bro code or something.. (Ladies please do not read it). Especially @Rinolee. Close your eyes. Why? Because…. @Nawtie_khristi steps in… ‘Because my bestfriend said so’. Yea, this is a code for friends and besties. So guys please take a walk or something. I can predict that this post will annoy you, really I couldn’t be bothered.

@Phumbie;… Missy, we’re still waiting o.
@Buxxy;… Gosh, I’m bored.
Me: oh sorry.

Girl Code

From today, go by the Scared and Secret watchwords; Sisters over Misters. Chicks over Dicks(i prefer this).
Lets go into inner rooms. Shhh, quiet girls! I know y’all are so excited, but listen to everything so carefully and pass it on to your coming generations.

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Girl Code 001:
Every code is subject to exceptions. Yes, I said so.

Girl Code 002:
Respect girl time. Whenever you’re currently dating or seeing a guy, find time for your girlfriends. Remember they will always be there for you.

Girl Code 003:
No matter what, a girl should always smell good.

Girl Code 004:
In respect to 003 above, no girl should knowingly wear the same perfume as her friend on the same day or at the same occasion.

Girl Code 005:
Girls be chased, dot chase. But once in a while, some guys need a little motive to make a move. 😉

Girl Code 006:
Whoever saw the guy first gets to date him. If you see him at the same time, then whoever gets to speak to him first gets to date him. Except of course if she’s not interested.

Girl Code 007:
If you don’t like him, tell him sweetly but openly that you do not like him. Don’t deceive him or give him hope.

Girl Code 008:
Never ever, for any reason date your Bestfriend’s ex. (If you’ve done it before, never again).

Girl Code 009:
Never date your bestfriend’s brother.(My bestfriend’s bro once asked me out. And even though she said its okay, I declined). Please its a No No.

Girl Code 010:
Never date your sisters ex. Older or Younger. Just don’t.

Girl Code 011:
Never date your ex again. Remember the reason you broke up with him in the first place.

Girl Code 012:
A girl should wait One day and a half before calling a guy. That is 36hrs. Plus don’t sound breathless on d phone, like you couldn’t wait.

Girl Code 013:
Your thongs(panties) shouldn’t stick out of your pants. And if your friend happens to do it unnecessarily, correct the mistake in the least obvious way.

Girl Code 014:
Never choose a guy over your friend. Never! Except of course if she’s a two-timing back stabbing baich.

Girl Code 015:
Respect yourself first, remember that you’re special and should be treated as such. Don’t let any guy (or girl) push you around. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Girl Code 016:
Never let your friend leave the house looking hideous. Do not insult her, but tell her stuff like ‘Sweetie, I think I you need a little bit of lipstick on’.

Girl Code 017:
When someone is talking bad about your friend, stick up for her. This is very important. You don’t know when the tables will turn.

Girl Code 018:
Find a best friend who shares the same enemy with you.

Girl Code 019:
Never settle for less than the best when it comes to guys. But remember that the best isn’t perfection. Dot expect too much, but go for he who is most compatible with you.

Girl Code 020:
Do not keep a man guessing for too long. Very soon he’ll find out from someone else.

Girl Code 021:
Boys aren’t worth your tears.

Girl Code 022:
Never steal from your friend. So when borrowing, do it with permission and return it upon your next meeting.

Girl Code 023:
Girls never pay for anything. Ever! Except when he explains the situation to you and when you’re giving a gift.

Girl Code 024:
Steer clear of guys in relationships. Respect her, even if you do not know her. (don’t forget Code 001 though)

Girl Code 025:
Don’t go against the girl code.

Girl Code 026:
Never tell a guy of the existence of the Girl code or of its contents.

Girl Code 027:
When your friend is drunk, never allow her to leave with a random guy.

Girl Code 028:
Don’t diss your friend’s boyfriend. Even if they are having problems, remember that they can still come back together and she will remember all that you said about him.

Girl Code 029:
You have the right to ‘unknowingly’ spill a drink on any girl wearing the same dress as you. But you shouldn’t even be caught wearing the same as another girl, except you planned it with her.

Girl Code 030:
Arms are for hugging. Boys are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing. Best Friends are for when your boyfriend disses you for the slut and you need a hug.

Girl Code 031:
Never tell another girl’s secrets, except to another girl who you’re way closer to.

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So, that is it for the Girl Codes. Hope you loved them and will always go by them. Please if you loved this post or you have any contribution, go below this post and comment.

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